Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Oh dear. It’s not as though there aren’t enough Olympic Ring logos around to double check.

Veux-tu que je tienne ton parapluie ? Je peux t’aider à le relever. Je suis plutôt mouillée ici.
that's literal and NOT what your are implying. French may be the la langue d'amour but I was a complete innocent when I learnt mine!

I think something is going on so they're distracting with long speeches.

Flame went out and no one has a lighter. Corner shop is shut for the Olympics.

The weak applause sounds like we are watching the Bilbury village fête not the Olympics.

Bit of a hopeful clap there: "Mon Dieu, surely that was the end?"

Just set something on fire ffs

Please drop the brolly over his head like a caged parrot.

Just gonna leave this one here of Tony…

At least a few of you enjoyed the opening ceremony. I found it pretty tiresome to read, on repeat, so many comments from people who couldn’t contain their delight that it wasn’t a patch on London 2012. You really do hate France, don’t you?

Definitely time for Fin ..

I’m now singing ‘Michelle’ by The Beatles in French…

Bloody hell he stood there all that time just to say "it's open".

Think Brian Blessed painted blue. Actually, don't.

Fuck off is there still more to come

Mais elle est où notre chère Céline

Now if the french didn't manage to light the flame....

Is the flame cauldron the Eiffel Tower itself?

Surely it's now Ezio time, set that tower on fire!

Ivre

@LaeralSilverhand oh my!

And naked.

More to come? Please make it stop

'But there is still more to come…'

Andrew, that sounds like a threat.

Im singing “ We didnt start the fire..”

And they can’t find two dry sticks to rub together……..