Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

My British Chuuuuums

Celine and Ezio are one and the same. About to sing at the top of a burning Eiffel Tower. Any second now.

Deffo a poke in the eye for Le Pen et al with the award for the refugee guy.

This is interminable. Just light up the ET and have done with it!

Celine can’t sing surely she’s chronically ill :(

I'm still waiting for the cheese. Or a baguette at least

The masked assassin is Mr Bean, calling it now

Aahhh this is what it's all about really.....

Good focus on the refugee team!

Non, je ne regrette rien

My bum is on a thistle.

Very memor-able Merci

Boss man is talking now apparently

Ooh hello Tony

Aww, that refugee bit is really quite moving...

Oooh, Tony is a bit tasty 😘

naice brolly holder

I don’t speak French….i hope he’s apologising

Well,hellooo

I switched over to watch TOTP 1982. Much more entertaining than this fiasco!

The rain in the spotlights is very pretty

Is that all that woman is useful for? Holding the umbrella? Poor woman, let him get wet lol

They should have had Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo doing this speech.

Be interesting to see how this is reported on the 10 o'clock news. Iirc, we didn't know what to expect for the 2012 OC and were very pleasantly surprised.

The flag is upside down 😬😬😬