Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

I like the award and focus on the refugee team. Huge fuck you to Le Pen and the thought of Suella Braverman and co watching and seething at home is nice too.

Finally a foxy French man!!

Rather!

I don't need to speak french.

They still have to do the torch thing!

It's my favourite part.

I'm guessing the horse will not play any part in that as it's done the flag bit.

Maybe the naked Smurf will be in charge? 🙏

Oh I missed the person on the roof, j wonder if anything will come of that?

This ceremony is giving me Black Hole vibes.

“Something about love there” 🤣🫣

Rishi didnt need one

Who is this very pretty man, please? I was in the kitchen 👀

This is why I dislike these elaborate opening ceremonies, all it says is Little countries, you can never host the Olympic Games, you can't afford this waste of money, hard lines.

We now have a precedent for doing the opening ceremony on the back of a fleet of lorries. Just do them up on a budget for each country and you have a suitable opening ceremony parade.

And throw in someone singing Imagine.

All you then need is a completely inexplicable figure dressed in ridiculous clothes. Like Papa Smurf.

And voila. You have outdone London 2012.

Watch and learn Rishi, this is how you give a speech in the rain!

Shame the Eiffel Tower temporary stadium isn't fuller. It's giving off Trump inauguration vibes at the moment.

No idea what the handsome French bloke is saying but he's very easy on the eye.

Who is this foxy gentleman?

They should have got Penny Mordaunt to hold that brolly

Tough job for Andrew Cotter if he really is translating on the fly.

Sorry, I'm late to this party...

Was the Dutch pedophile rapist allowed to take part in the opening debacle ceremony?

He's rather easy on the eye 🙈

He’s brightened my evening - should have involved him in the three some. Umbrella woman is smitten

Ooooo La La.

I like this man , smart suit and hair !
Quite yummy

got a script for sure

Why could they not have done subtitles for this? Really, this is SO BAD

Just me that's noticed the upside down flag then?

If he'd shut up, I could get the French. Subtitles would have worked rather than a precis over it.