Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Spooky man is back

Voici Zizou!

Not at all, love France! I’ve been 5 times! But it’s dire! Nothing to do with my feelings for the country!

Ezio Ezio Ezio

Who is Zidane going to headbutt.

Hopefully that extra from the squid game

Love Zizou! Such a fabulous footballer, I was lucky enough to see him back in his heyday❤️

Another handsome French lad

Feels like weeks since we saw Zinedine.

Ha ha he never passes up a chance 🖤

So we're never going to know who's under the mask

Yes, it's all been exactly like that.

Including the horse.

Do we not find out who the masked man is 😐

Straw bales doused in Pernod, Serge Gainsbourg insolently flicking the end of his Gauloise into a pile of them.

Ezio

Was that it for faceless man? He just buggered off???

RAFA!!!!!

That famous Frenchman, Rafael Nadal.

RAFA!!

Ah Rafa! 🤩

Mon dieu. Just light the Eiffel Tower and be done with it. Merde.

How long was Ezio stuck under that platform?!

If the flame isn't on top of the Eiffel Tower it's going to be a massive disappointment.

Oh, a bit like the ceremony except for Tony

If it's celine then it's just been an episode of masked singer.

Rafa Nadal??

Rafa ❤️