Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Now my husband has gone to make me a cup of tea. He must be bored 🥱

DH just tried to fast forward. 😂

Depechez-vous messieur! Ça suffit! 🤐

Some of these comments really aren't it. Imagine these were women and these comments were from men, no one would accept it.

🙄

They are talking during his speech
Rude really

After the last few hours we deserve some kind of reward, even though I've only watched the last half hour.

@murasaki I was just typing the same thing!

Maybe he has to keep talking until they've fixed the flag.

Yep

There aren’t many women in this whole soggy parade, though, are there? Brings a whole new meaning to ‘Cherchez La femme’

X post re Freddie .

When are they lighting the flame???

Panic in his eyes now. Arm getting lower and lower...

agreed!

Oh fucking get on with it and light the damn thing

It was on the fly. It's a real skill and he definitely gave the impression he was reluctant. At least this kind of thing is pretty formulaic.

Is the Smurf worth rewinding for? We just caught the piano on fire.

This man is speaking so slowly

I thought

the

live feed

was paused

There’s a lot of noise in the background

Can they really improv an extra 10 minutes or whatever it is into each speech?

Nope. They are always this long and tedious.

Who is going to the guillotine for the flag fiasco?

I wonder if umbrella man sounds like Ashley Peacock? Unfortunate if so. Even in French.

Someone needs to get a shepherd's crook stealthily creeping out and drag this idiot offstage. Time for him to shut up before he starts singing Comme d'habitude

Tired arm by now

No. There’ll be snippets on YouTube tomorrow.

No. Save yourself.

If anyone is struggling with insomnia, just stick on a recording of this guy's speech