Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

Umbrella man definitely thinks he's got his pick of the ladies tonight and is eyeing up his options

Hello Tony

Yes, that’s who he reminds me off.

Umbrella boys Mum will be so proud

I do too

'There is no global south or global north.'

Fuck, what's happened while we've been watching this shite?

They should be told to.keep the speeches short, especially as we had to sit through the aqua grand national and all the batshit dancing

He's broadcasting on American TV

Forget Snoop. Where's the flame?

Sounds like there’s unrest in the crowd

I wonder if Andrew did a course or took some instruction on sim-translating before this - I understand it's quite a particular skill.

Or if he got a transcript.

If you squint, he looks like a young Freddie Flintoff.

Some of these comments really aren't it. Imagine these were women and these comments were from men, no one would accept it.

I was hoping the final torch bearer would be Jane Birkin. Then I remembered. 😪

Please make it stop.

Yeap

Was disappointed when we switched away from Tony but umbrella boy is making up for it.

Could just have had 3 hours of them really, would have been fine.

Christ

That's why the horse bit was so long; they were doing some geomagnetic jiggery pokery

For the viewers in the southern hemisphere

I think something is going on so they're distracting with long speeches.

Probably gone for platter-Smurf.

Enough already

More pony

Umbrella man is the new version of that royal servant in the UK.