Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

Here we go. Nan time.

'This is big, but what comes up next is enormous.'

Oh Christ, now it's not just Gregg who's on Tinder.

Isn’t Abi going to get a bit warm cooking in that big jumper?

Nan klaxon! This is not a drill!

🤣🤣🤣

They are probably the future and the answer to the shortage of people wishing to enter the industry. Born in China in some,robot factory!

Picky bits 🤮

Quick, someone take that axe off John.

No, hold that, it’s happened at last, he’s after Gregg!

Is Abi’s mum a mumsnetter??

Maggots!

Oh Abi, it was all sounding so good until you mentioned the maggots

Those jumper sleeves are annoying me
roll them up

Chris is punching.

Is this just salmon and salad

My thought too lol

Takoyaki = octopus balls

🤢

Omakase - otherwise known as what happens in practically every British home every night?

Go for it Chris!

Hi Abi’s mum. I hope she wins.

Hogget nuggets. I can't even......

No nans - shocking! 😂

I would not be happy to have my marriage problems broadcast even if things were getting better!

Yes excatly

You wait all your life for a prawn ceviche…….. then guess what happens!