Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

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New thread here

Bit of a come-down for Ray, surely?

The weather’s not that much of an issue Ray, they’re in a big tent!

Ray Mears? They are just trolling us now.

And I suspect Niklas has probably encountered some actual trolls.

Lovely gentle vet fingers.

Those contestants don't get a move on the next blood sausage might be made from Brin instead of reindeer.

The wee parcels 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️ffs

This is so ridiculously wanky. Celeriac to 5cm then flames 🙄

Manly tools and flames and dinky, precise petals. This is peak MasterChef wankery. (I still like Niklas.)

Mary sounds as though she's taking the piss.

I would toss them embers on his feet

This is extremely dull despite all the big man fire chef wankery

I thought this was supposed to be rustic but alas it’s just more wankery

This is pure wank.

Regret saying this should be a good episode. Complete tosh.

Nicklas just trolling masterchef

I read an article a few days ago (think it was in The Spectator) saying that foraging is becoming so large scale and organised that it is threatening the environment. Plus, I doubt this meal has true eco-credentials. I mean, the smoke pollution for a start.

What wankery is this? The whole thing is unnecessary because THEY HAVE SODDING ELECTRICITY. Icecream anyone?

And they are wearing chefs whites. If they wanted to be authentic surely they would be wrapped in the still blooded skins of baby reindeer. With any cuts or burns being wrapped in dock leaves.

It is a wicked use of ingredients by pandering to the wankiness of super rich people (like unknown people who are world leading conservationists) when there are people in the world who don’t know where their next meal is coming from. And I bet it all tastes foul, so serves them right.

And now I am sniggering at the nominative determinism of Bear Grylls being the host.

Mary making the most of access to Niklas's muscles at every opportunity.

Yep

I like the bowls. That’s about it.

Fucking petals 🙈🤐

I can't get tesco whoosh here. But we have something called snappy shopper which is basically the same.

This is a rubbish episode.

We've got snappy shopper too.

All those fecking celeriac petals and these look like frigging pasta shells.