Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

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New thread here

Yayyy Hispi alert.

There was a gorgeous Chicken of the Woods last Saturday when we were walking the pooches. By the time we got back it was all gone. Was tge size of a Christmas turkey. Greedy fuckers.

I feel like channelling Clara Batten of TikTok fame when reacting to weird recipes.....Oh Fuck Off

living the hard wild life in Chalfont St Giles

Yes, we've got fan ovens.

Nicklas hovering

Can anyone else smell smoke?

Abby just wants to throw them apples in a microwave

Completely agree. This is top-level wankery.

Not sure this is Abi's idea of fun

Fuck this. I'll keep using just eat for foraging

Reindeers taste better than people. Sven, don't you think I'm right?

I'm reckoning a flambadou is definitely something utilised by the Spanish Inquisition. And not for fine dining.

Abi is all of us

I’m getting strong ‘big man make fire’ vibes from this guy.

It’s like a back garden BBQ but turned up to 11.

You and me both supplemented with nTesco Whoosh when I am in a real hurry

Off to the cairngorms to slaughter a reindeer

I have a Sainsbury's delivery tomorrow. Does that count as foraging ?

I've had to turn the sound down - that 'music'!

This all looks like wankery and I keep nodding off!

I'm going to run out of Nopes soon, and then what will I do?

If you get the man to leave it on your front lawn.

Louise has a good fringe.

Captain Obvious has arrived

Sadly out of stock on Amazon.