Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

Months afterwards!

Wouldn't Jimi make a terrific replacement judge for the gormless duo. He's encouraging, knowledgeable and easy on the eyes.

Certainly a memorable scene. I wonder if she's tired of people bringing it up all the time.

Pig-faced fire man seems to be having trouble burning things 🔥

I can’t actually remember anything else she’s been in right now

Thick and gluggy. Sums Gregg up.

There'd be an effing revolt in our house if rice pudding was served up for Christmas dessert.

There was a murder show with Caroline someone.

I like most of these but Ajay seems in another league. (That's him good and jinxed.)

Too much mushroom

This is more like con-fusion.

These fancy individual lasagnes that cheffy people make always seem to miss out what makes a lasagne good, i.e. the burnt, crispy, cheesy bits.

She was in Holby and she died nastily in that too iirc.

I like Matthew but I think he should be marked down for using those premade thingies.

John agrees with you

Oh bum Michael's off.

Do you think that rapid blink there was him thinking 'it's turmeric you plonker. TUR meric'

Matthew I mean

Evening all, some interesting combinations here! Think Natasha (?) got it wrong. Oh dear they don’t like Matthews place.

Mary had a little lamb, it was still baaaaaing.

I know someone from Egypt who does actually make Sunday roasts similar to that (but without the fancy presentation).

Why would anyone put gallium in cauli cheese?

Ugh Hallumi

Grey ice-cream with red sauce on - not for me ta

I'm intrigued by the halloumi cauli cheese.

I am so, so sorry, Ajay. So sorry. Agh!