Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Right, I have the remains of a travel coffee and a LOT of Mini Eggs…

Eww at the twee words on Hope's plate.

I like a lamb curry

'Butchers aren't just cavemen.' I mean, he looks and sounds not far off.

Indian lady home chef ✅
Professional seeking career change ✅
Traveller with suspicion of foraging tendencies ✅

Add: Panamanian
Blackpool Butcher

That's a shame for Fateha.

I want a curry now

Watery looking curry

Me too

That pork is VERY pink.

It's still oinking!

Gosh that is a lot of gurning from Greg already. Might be time to shake up and try some different judges. It worked well for Australia masterchef.

Inspired onions 🤣

Poor Fateha, she didn’t tell her kids she was going on the show and now it probably won’t be worth mentioning it.

Aparantly it's cooked "beautifully"!

Have we any pirates or time travellers yet?

I think he does it deliberately

Big old lump of pasta there…

That pasta looks heavy. Should serve a side-order of Gaviscon with that.

The only way is up?

I'm not inviting myself to dinner at any of these people's houses.

I approve of Cirilo not telling J&G what the Spanish words meant.

I hate the way John says pasta

I think I am a little behind

What is wrong with fish, cheese sauce and pasta? It's one of my go to combinations for a family tea chez Fart!

What's happened to Hope's plates!

John giving an if looks could kill vibe just then when the thumb talked about dancing with beans. Mwahahaha.