Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Brin can leave. Sorry, Brin, but you should not be encouraging the grocer.

A good looking vet who can cook. Where were you 30 years ago?

If you do get a 'Phwoaar!' from Gregg, please call 999 immediately.

Oh we have a traveller.

Travels, drink

I have taken to Muir solely because she shared a photo from near my home in NZ.

I suspect her of forager tendencies 👀

There's a lot going on g on, not sure about the lives in that

I like the Birmingham curry lady.

Olives!

Me too.

All this lamb, it's like they've never watched the show.

Black forest cake cake.

A supper club 😏

Tatts and supper club aspirations. DRINK.

Black Forest Gateau Cake? Tautology, surely

Brownie 😂

Panamanian food - cor!

She's getting on my nerves already.

I mean, I do like her but 'overambitious' and couscous do not go together. I can make a half-decent couscous. You don't even have to switch the oven on.

Now, cuscus. That would be ambitious.

Yeah, that needed a "waa-waa" of dashed expectations.

Do they just film Greg pulling funny faces and then put clips in every so often

Pussta DRINK

I have not missed John butchering the word Pasta.

We're working our way quickly through the compulsory list of contestant attributes.

Indian lady home chef ✅
Professional seeking career change ✅
Traveller with suspicion of foraging tendencies ✅