Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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I don’t like gnocchi, think it’s a texture thing

A vet is a very useful job. I'm quite concerned he could win the series, open an onion twenty ways bistro, and leave a lot of forlorn gerbils in his wake.

I've never had gnocchi that wasn't disappointing.

Gnocchi is not a tattie scone

What on earth was that! They aren't meant to be potato sausages

Onions are poison for dogs - perhaps he's the Shipman of the vet world.

I think he's been brought in specifically to revive some of the lamb that's served on here.

What a shame.

Moses. Burned gnocchi in a sad cream sauce. Soz, Muir, it was good while it lasted.

Muirs look like burnt chips

They are a bit burnt!

Muir has no time for your gnocchi shite. You'll have fried tattie fuckin scones and be grateful.

She's out

Ooooo Matt can go home to the missus

Cirilo and Muir have rescued Matt. Or made his wife sad. Or both.

Matt might be OK.

Matt ok. Muir and cirilo goners I think

Aw awesome

At least Fateha actually put more than 3 gnocchi on the plate - she should go through just for that

Stop lying. Most of it was shite.

Oh. No wonder I thought that hour had gone quickly. It was just half an hour. Clever Grouchy.

Anurag was my favourite.

Oh great, Chariya. I liked her. And Anurag. Vaguely recall Omar.

We loved Anurag too. And Chariya.

I'm cooking lamb penises. I'll call it 'pencil fillets.' They'll pretend they've heard of them.