Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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As were we.

Olivia really reminds me of my DD's piano teacher.

She has done well, that food looks delicious.

'Instead of chips' wouldn't work on a real school menu.

The splat on Brin's plate.

Girl walrus rarely gets chips at school. When I was in primary it was chips everyday!

Bog off Sitwell - we love Brin

I’m mildly amused at the idea of affording tiger prawns for school lunch on the 47p or whatever is available per child

We had macaroni cheese once a week and everyone thought it was rank except me so I used to eat everyone else's!

I can remember the exact time my school dinner ladies went all adventurous and started doing things like chicken curry and spaghetti bolognese.

FFS that lunch box.

Sandwich looks grand, though.

Nobody loves a show-off, Hope. That is all.

Focaccia doesn't take 6 hours, the fuck are you on about, Sitwell?

Eye-rolling at Hope’s lunchbox and gimmicks. She thinks she’s on GBM

Unfortunately they do. She's insufferable.

Hope is annoyingly good. I just can’t be doing with the ‘manic pixie dream girl’ vibes she loves to give off when she’s relentlessly focused on success in a very non manic pixie dream girl way!

Jerome has gone authentic on school dinner presentation…

'I've got a little chock-lit bar.' Gregg said that with the exact same intonation of 'I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts.'

Hope is in danger of being style over substance if she doesn’t watch out, fancy plates last week, , bespoke boxes, juice box and crisp packets, does she think she is on Great British Menu?

Jerome taken his utter demolishing well there

Jerome took that well.

Hope is so frustrating, I don't think she'll win any of us over on her inevitable March towards the final.

Oh no, Louise, those carrots!

Why are they all calling them turkey twirls - it's twizzlers isn't it?

Trademark I guess?

I’m going to put my head above the parapet and say I like Hope’s cooking, I’d happily eat in her restaurant.