Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Sidney's one that you'd put in a bonus 'did pretty well in a tough heat let's put an extra couple through' wildcard round.

I know it would mess with the numbers but it would add a bit of a twist for those that just end up in the wrong heat.

YAY PING ♥️

Ah I loved Ping. Why do I remember that they played Chaka Khan's I'm Every Woman when Ping won but I can't remember actual important stuff.

I blame Gregg.

"Peter can cheer himself up by leaving Irvine for the bright lights of Methil, Linwood or Bathgate."

And I can cheer myself by not....I have Strood and Chatham.

Mmmm.... Waitrose do lavender shortbread (I think now discontinued). It was LOVELY.

Urghh Gregg did you need to say that.

What were you doing in your Aunt Shirley’s underwear drawer Gregggg?

The Producers need to get on this thread.

FUCK OFF, GREGG, with your nonsense.

Did Jonty just say 'shoo-croo'? 🤔 I’m watching on a steampunk telly so I can’t rewind.

Hopefully that's where Auntie Shirley used to lock him every time she babysat.

I remember Mum of three Jane used to annoy the fuck out of u. She’s grown in us.
I do not want to know howvGregggggg knows about his aunties knicker drawer.

Tarte tateeen as they no doubt say in the Caribbean.

More muhammara?

Gawd trying to type with stupid pointy Galgo face on my keyboard

This shacket thing Jon wears was in The Times today as a new male trend they claimed was started by Monty Don. His is blue though. 'Gardener's Jacket' apparently.

I love my risotto properly mauled by sweaty paws.

I hope those were not what his steaks are meant to look like. Anaemic and bland.

'Shacket' is one of those words that always sounds vaguely indecent to me.

I can't watch Jerome. He's like a cloud of chaos and he's stressing me out.

I'm fascinated by Jerome. Does he dye his beard or does he dye his hair ?

Irini was my favourite winner of my favourite ever series of MasterChef.

I'm more concerned about what might be living in his beard.

Both could be natural Dogs. I know lots of chaps with red beards and a different hair colour.

I don't remember Irina but I do remember mum of 4, Jane,