Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Peter seems to be trying to use willpower to lift his dish with a very hard stare....

Peter no more...

Hopefully not a salted one.

Peter no more...
LOL

Oh Peter! Toddle off back to Irvine I'm afraid.

Sorry, Pete, your Morrison’s knock off apron is as close as you’ll get. (Yes, I do have one)

There are no fat ladies, Peter. The best you can hope for is Gregg grabbing his lapels and bursting into a tune from Oliver!, again.

Rana knows what she's about.

I swapped salt for sugar in a crumble mix once...
I blame my MiL - it was a family cottage holiday and she'd brought a massive amount of salt in a tupperware container.
I naturally assumed it was sugar.

I have one too!

Agreed. I think Rana could be really good.

Sidney unable to influence the judges, maybe?

Jeez image having to go back to Irvine despondent, I mean Irvine is despondent enough

First time ever too much seasoning.

🤣🤣🤣

Shame for Sidney. I think he would have got through in the first episode.

Peter can cheer himself up by leaving Irvine for the bright lights of Methil, Linwood or Bathgate.

Perhaps Pete was a MN plant? He just stated an intention of poisoning Gregggg.

Sad for Sidney....

Can’t we all

Hi All
Avid follower of the masterchef threads hello!
Yesterdays were shocking
But am unreasonably irritated today by the phrase "my boyfriend taught me to fillet fish in the caribean"
Obviously jealous!

Nearly poisoning Gregg isn't good enough. Stalin would have suggested you kill yourself for failing.

Mum of 4 Jane, Irini and PING!

This would be good round of Pointless.

Mum of 4 Jane, Irini and the lovely Ping is a good judging panel.

Agreed. I wish they would grade the contestants better (in all versions of Masterchef & in GBM, for that matter).