Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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I am imagining "and one and two and dip..." as he taps across the stage

Hispi cabbage DRINK

You would not snog that man for sure.

I also loved Irini

I think we are safe to be honest...

Pork, cabbage and mash is pretty basic...

Louise is like a young and even posher farming version of Polly Toynbee

I like basic food done very well.

Irini ♥️

She gives me Joanna Page vibes

After this is finished I'm going to make Square sausage which I'm going to put on plain bread with a cup of tea.

I don't think he'd be seeking our lady snogs tbh but I can imagine he has his own admirers who find the chaos enchanting.

Ping nailed it ! Gregg's auntie's underwear drawer 🤢

Can’t watch it, Greg Wallace🤔

I find Louise very irritating but she's doing really well and I want to eat her food.

Ping's skin is very smooth and shiny.

I wish Louise wasn’t a good cook because my she’s annoying.
Thought mum of 4 was gf?

proper Irvine vibes right there

I need someone to invent vegetarian square sausage.

Exactly

I really really hate the word yummy. It's up there with tummy.

Haha I'm miles away from Irvine. I'm south lanarkshire. None of this Ayrshire pish.

To be fair, she did both dishes well in a 'safe pair of hands' way. Sensible choices.

Scottish Plain? In the tartan pack?? Me please! Send it!

Just for the record I am a granny and my knicker drawer does not smell of lavender (sandalwood and Amarige)