Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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yep

Was just singing “when ye gooooooo” in my head! 😂

Bathgate No More; Irvine No More; Linwood No More; Skye No More.

Classic.

they do have some bangers!

I don't like the proclaimers apart from 500 miles.

Harsh making them fillet a fish.

Halsall

'Little-'ol-me' is going to be annoying

No going-to-be about it.
(Is it awful to remark on the size of her ears?)

He’s never cooked a fish before yet he’’s applied for Masterchef?

Not even Sunshine on Leith? 'Tis a beauty!

That's a bit mean. Even the professionals struggle with that.

I'm slightly obsessed with Louise. She's like someone who would play a columnist for a horsey magazine in a 1980's sitcom.

Blimey Sidney, looks like you’ve hacked that to bits!

That is a beauty sung at hibees games

Has Olivia been in the Caribbean do we think?

Was she in the Caribbean? I don't think she's mentioned it before. 😂

Jerome looks like Shauny Boy off that Twitter.(fucking hysterical) without top teeth(even though he’s got teeth)
Louise thinks she’s a Jilly Cooper character.
Jonty, never say pea ‘n asparagus again.

Richard Osman likes him. And I like Richard Osman. Case closed.

Oh, I'm sure she would have mentioned it if she had...

'My boyfriend taught me how to fillet a fish.'

The birthrate crisis in a nutshell.

And that's why I don't like it 😉

You sure that's not Richard's straight faced sarcasm?

Peter, 49's trout looks a little sad.

Salt disaster. Oh dear. Back to Irvine for Peter.

Bye Pedro. Back to Irvine.

Oh peter you doughnut!