Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

@pebbledashery
@Halsall
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@fourquenelles
@RomainingCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@sunbird24
@blueberrycreampie
@EsmaCannonball
@AutumnCrow
@ilovesooty
@wolfcub
@viques
@BritishDesiGirl
@ShirleyPhallus

It's the James Bond of the brassica world.

Are there usually as many burnt things?

pommy-granite

pair 'o twats.

Yes, usually burnt or raw. In between is rare.

Why vegan sour cream with a dumpling containing meat?

I used to go swimming in Irvine. And ice skating. With Nicola. True story.

peary-twats

Ice stumbling really.

Not usually. Masterchef has usually captured the raw lamb dishes by now.

DEAD 😂

'it's got no finesse whatsoever'

if that twat said that to me I'd say 'I beg your finest fucking pardon you over promoted greengrocer?'

A surprising number of us with links to Irvine… 🤔

No, generally it's all raw. Must be the twist for this series?

She said it was becuase she is lactose intolerant, which should make later rounds interesting if she survives...

"Little old me".

Nope

It's our 5 degrees of separation

Thank you, missed that

She’s lactose intolerant. You know like normal people <you know who we are talking to> are Gregg intolerant.
Louise can fuck off with the self deprecating shite.

Model boy has delusions of grandeur.

Are they still having to do 2 separate dishes or they stopped that now?

Irvine always reminds me of Bathgate and Linwood. All such, em, picturesque Scottish towns.

'Little-'ol-me' is going to be annoying

All Proclaimers lyrics!

I don't want to be cruel be he must get called Jerome the Gnome. Not necessarily to his face.

I spy a Proclaimers fan...