Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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@Halsall
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@RomainingCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
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Dry boring little fuckers only good for dunking in coffee.

<shockface like Gregg>

I’m sorry Curlew but….

He's a food content creator, otherwise known as a fccer.

Or throwing out of car windows.

The Middle Eastern lady's dish sounds good and that's from someone who hates pomegranate. I can feel some raw lamb coming on though.

And here's the young contestant for Gregg to turn over. 🤢🤢🤢

Too late @Halsall already posted that.

However as he was mentioned up thread, I’ve got lots more respect for Ken Bruce after the doc about autism and he and his wife’s bringing up his son.
I like this one. She’s all over the place.

21 year old barmaid. The look of adoration in Gregg's eyes. Run, Olivia, run!

Great minds and all that!

Intervention for curlew required! Just don't look her in the eye and she will calm down.

Oooh, non-raw lamb!

"I decided not to go to Uni"

Because I failed my A levels...

Red wine thingie ffs

Oh God yes. He'll be beside himself.

Creamed mushrooms. 🤢

Red cabbage, how much?!

Celery-ACK AAAARGRGRGHHHHHH 🤯

Celery-ack vom

Celery-ack....

They need to give John some elocution lessons. I can't with celery-ack anymore.

Rana is the only one who really did the challenge properly.

I would have thought it was quite hard to kill red cabbage never mind twice.

Why does jonty double up on T-shirt and shirt 🤦‍♀️

People from Irvine often take their eye off things. Red cabbage, £100k campervans on the MiL's drive, you name it