Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Ken Bruce?

Peter, 49 ?

Greggggg's Scottish cousin.

BRACE for Celery-ack

The top half of musical theatre guy's face does not match the bottom half of his face. It's like one of the faces you make in one of those children's books where you can flip over half the page.

Cer-la-ak.

It's a hard life in Irvine. Probably.

I've always hated Gregg but I hate him so much more since he revealed himself to be the prick I always suspected him to be in that 'day in my life' article recently.

I don't know a single fucker who likes the guy and am utterly befuddled why he's still here 367 series later

Irvine is hard

Muuuuum! What food content are you creating for dinner tonight?

I was born there, glad now that my parents moved away when I was still tiny!

Or if you are old enough the faces where you move the iron filings around.

Sidney is indeed very handsome man. I am not sure that Flour is the kind of ingredient they were meaning.

Oooooo hellooooooo. Stop it four you are old enough to be his great grandmother

Burnt cabbage is better than raw lamb.

Evening all!

I tried to make chocolate muffins for the kids from a box. They are more like biscuits then noticed the box mix was out of date. Oh well they'll like their chocolate biscuits 😂

That's where wee Nicola 'nippy' Sturgeon hails from. It's still in recovery.

He's a model boy, he's a fusion boy ...

My DH and his brother once threw Madeleines out of a car window in France when they were bored.

Sorry, unless you grow up over a patisserie in Paris, your childhood favourite is not fancy schmancy madeleines

Who is Jonty kidding? Madeleines are a piece of piss.

<whispers> I like Gregg.....

WHAT

No

Ooh, how did you manage to get in here?? I thought there was an admissions process! 😂