Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Evening. Id be happy to see Gregg slapped with a wet fish.

I'm not watching on iPlayer. Watching MasterChef without simultaneously making offensive online comments about Gregg would be like eating chips without vinegar.

Oh , one of them looks like Greggggg before his regime.

I second this.

Hello all.

I third it

Right, Louise is both delusional and a suck up. Lovely my arse.

Evening Chuffs. V pleased to join you all live this evening.

Or chips without sauce

Louise is slightly Liz Truss. But I'm sure not as batshit.

Oooh, Jonty's athleisure is looking a little snug tonite.

Dead grandmother alert! 🚨

Ooh Louise got in early with a Nana/Nonna check.

Evening! Was Louise carving her courgettes then?

I will try to watch in real time too. Very annoying that I can't set a reminder though without iplayer deciding I want to watch immediately.

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGG

It's the colour of 1980's school plasticine.

'We always have a glut of courgettes.'

'What do you farm?'

'Courgettes.'

🙄

Perky courgette farmer is annoying me already.
I hate courgettes.

Traveller alert

He should move some of his beard to his head...

Of course she’s a rare breeds (hobby) farmer. Yeah I don’t like her.
jerome has a very interesting comb over.

Gregg's "FOREIGN FOOD KLAXON" face is ridiculous.

"I am the farmer" You go, girl!

I have a glut of courgettes too. Usually in the bin.

Burning

Travelling creative beardy type. That's another off the list.