Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Surely she can't have "recently" been to Tel Aviv?

"Big parcel", phnar

Aarrgh completely forgot 😯

I'll catch up and then read the thread

Hope you're all well 😊

The early start threw me - and we were eating when it was on, so no way to be able to MN!!!

I actually liked this episode though. A load of cooks who really are amateur, not like semi-professionals, which they have been in previous series.

Argh, the box failed to record it so had to iPlayer it. Thanks for the commentary!

Totally missed tonight. Easter school holidays!!!

When is it on again?

Bit of a spoiler here, but episode two is on iPlayer already . I won’t say any more, except it’s PING!

Blimey, episode three is on iPlayer as well. But I am not going to watch it because it’s a Sitwell and I want to enjoy the comments……..

Me too, I wonder if we're supporting the same side....

Just caught up on Monday's episode, some good cooking. Pleasantly surprised to see episode 2 on iPlayer!

Does everyone really want to see all the series on iplayer? It makes our lovely threads redundant, for a start. So I’ll be watching along in real time…

I'm planning to watch in real time along with these threads - they are some of the best bits! We always catch up if we miss it for some reason but I don't want to get ahead.

Will be watching in real time with the mumsnet gang

no spoilers from anyone watching on i player ta

Just caught up. I see it is raw lamb, aubergine and mackerel season

I also came to check whether it was just me that fancies the vet.

It seems not. But, yes, my cats are not joining him for dinner.

Was it just me that thought Jon was really patronising to Fateha? First of all he told her her Bengali dish was actually Italian ... ' you called it Bangladeshis but actually it's not really.'. Then when she mentioned something emphatically Bangladeshi, he said 'What's that?' in a rather dismissive fashion... ouch.

And she’d already had Gregggg condescendingly bellowing WELL DONE in her direction - several times.

Yes, patronising and infantilising. The double whammy.

6.30? Are they mad? Or is it a sign of the inevitable fall from Grace? Anyway, I missed it. Fuckers. Anyway, Wednesday then.

Those finalists critiquing the contestants - up their own arses a bit aren't they? Hopefully won't be back on..

Aaaahh, it crept up on me this year! I didnt even realise it had started until today. I have just caught up and am so happy to find this thread. I wasn't sure I could cope with hearing John say puss-ta ever again but you guys have made it possible to bear.

Why on earth the beeb has persevered with this pair of idiots I cannot understand.

Fuck sake just found the thread. Had no idea it was on again! See you all at 9pm.

I'm on the third episode (the first quarter final). Am I on the right thread for discussion?

No the discussions on here are live as it happens discussions. If you want to discuss the 3rd episode then either wait until after it has aired or start your own thread but label it clearly Masterchef Spoilers Discussion Thread.

Helllloooo Chuffs! Made it.

Evening Chuffs. Episode 2.

Will we find our time traveller this evening? Will someone finally poison Greggggggg? How many times will John shoot his co-judge a death stare? And how wanky will previous contestants get?

Evening all!