Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Great British Menu 2024 - Finals week

387 replies

Sunbird24 · 18/03/2024 22:04

So SouthWest Ben has the Starter, who will win Fish, Mains and Dessert…? Will there be fighting over the freezer? How many more flames and medals will the judges have to pretend to be surprised by?

OP posts:
JovialNickname · 22/03/2024 19:22

You got him running for the train and then tripping over the step 😁

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:24

I can't see the French having spiralizers. Surely they cook everything in cast iron pans handed down from their great-great grandmother?

Sunbird24 · 22/03/2024 19:24

I’d be a bit ticked off if I only got one tiny little canapé on a train journey between London and Paris!

OP posts:
BiliousOhGod · 22/03/2024 19:25

Lol. It had to be him! 🤣

It would have been a good spectator sport if Raymond Blanc had stood over him and supervised!

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:25

Bet Michael's got a few bags of Minstrels and Maltesers on him.

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:27

Ooh, it's the handsome and charming taekwondo guy again. Make him do Strictly.

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:27

Ooh, Kirk is helping with the veggie options.

Sunbird24 · 22/03/2024 19:28

Oh shut up Corrin. You made a weird kind of chocolate.

OP posts:
EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:29

I don't want to diss Raymond but I made one of his soups the other week and it was like something they would serve up in Colditz.

BiliousOhGod · 22/03/2024 19:33

Re: R Blanc, I just think he would have ruled the kitchen with a rod of iron! Corrin would not have got away with any fake bon homie with him! Lol

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:33

'This residence has seen so many events.' = It's been burned down twice and people got guillotined.

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:35

Are there any French people there? I want to see French people being disparaging or rioting. 'I would not serve this to a camel.' I demand Frenchness.

BiliousOhGod · 22/03/2024 19:35

And a luncheon, rather than a dinner. I know they've done daytime before, but you can't help feel there would be a better atmosphere at night. With booze! Lol. Although I doubt any of the athletes are allowed.

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:36

What do they do with all the props afterwards? Is the ambassador going to do a car boot?

Theeyeballsinthesky · 22/03/2024 19:37

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:33

'This residence has seen so many events.' = It's been burned down twice and people got guillotined.

😆😆😆

and yes Lutalo for strictly

loving Andi’s “here are my bosoms” dress 😁

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:37

BiliousOhGod · 22/03/2024 19:35

And a luncheon, rather than a dinner. I know they've done daytime before, but you can't help feel there would be a better atmosphere at night. With booze! Lol. Although I doubt any of the athletes are allowed.

Yes, all of those effing flame-themed dishes we had to sit through and it's not even bleeding dark.

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:38

I don't want people to breakdance at a banquet, I want them to gavotte.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 22/03/2024 19:39

I refuse to accept break dancing is a sport

<folds arms>

Sunbird24 · 22/03/2024 19:39

Colin looked bemused

OP posts:
BiliousOhGod · 22/03/2024 19:39

It's good to see they're all pulling together in the kitchen- even Corrin! Maybe someone had a word...

JovialNickname · 22/03/2024 19:41

It doesn't look that much fun. Pleasant, but not fun. Everyone's eating very dutifully.

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:42

I never understand how so few chefs can cook so precisely and perfectly for so many people.

BiliousOhGod · 22/03/2024 19:44

Now this looks amazing! And needs everyone!

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:45

Bloody hell, they are having to cater for pescatarians as well. That's a step too far.

EsmaCannonball · 22/03/2024 19:46

Wow, high praise from Michael.