The Apprentice Thread Two - Get Shucked

[ArticSaviour]

Title says it all

Hello hello......

Is Noor setting up a mobile shop?

The woman with the trousers is making sure she's not part of Noor's scheme. She should be penalised for that to be honest.

How many 18-25 year olds can afford an electric campervan??

The product is so boring that DH has fallen asleep on the couch.

I presume they will rent it?

“Elegance” doesn’t sound very 25-35 year old to me as a theme.

Are they going to choose actors who cant drive again

Noor is not listening to anyone, is she?

This is going to be an (electric) car crash for sure!

I see...I think

No, they are just going to choose a location where you can't drive anything...

Fuck me, Raj is boring.

I want Tre to win...

I like Voltz!

Or Steve. I have a soft spot for poor Steve, surrounded by arseholes.

Who's Steve? I do like Tre.

I wonder how long the branding team actually get?

Noor really is rubbish. Tre and Rachel are leading her and while prattles on about her 'vision' which she either can't articulate or doesn't know herself. Surely Karen has to tell Alan that because if she loses, she will have to go into the boardroom and she will bring the two on the sub team in with her.

Noor is being predictably useless isn’t she?

Tre is being incredibly patient

Me too, a very funny but switched on bloke..

Jesus, just seen the van. It looks like it is made of Lego

OMG Maura none of that is fun or funny

Steve is the poor sod hanging around behind Paul and Maura.

Noor is a mess, Maura is crackers.. but hey they have a lot of self belief

Absolutely cringe!