Great British Menu 2024!

[Sunbird24]

Couldn’t see a thread so started one, as I spotted it on my TV schedule for 8pm tonight!

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Or french toast. What the hell is this dish

Maybe they have British fast foods when they come out of the pub? We have gyros, they have scotch eggs...? 🤣

Ooo, threats. And zero playful banter about it!

Don’t be 5 mins late, you’ll get docked!!

There’s the box on the side this time

I have some forced rhubarb in the kitchen. I am willing to whip up a crumble for Lutalo.

It’s a buffet

Was that a vimto bottle that ashok had? Lol - presumably not, but it looked familiar.

The wee penis tips

I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to eat Ashok's lolly in front of other people. Same as I can't eat a pink Mini-Milk in public.

I know imagine licking it.

I wish I never thought that or even wrote it

It might be a cliché to say this, but Ashok needs a bigger boat. It needs to be more generous.

Blue cream and broken boats…

The little red boats get lost in with the raspberries, should have left them white

Stuff on a plate

He should have done a little boat for pre-dessert and a larger, err, "ice-lolly" for actual dessert.

It's a restauranty pudding with a tiny chocolate boat on top. If you are going to do a rowing-themed dessert then the boat needs to be the star.

Someone should do a big sushi boat, shaped like an Olympic rowing boat.

Also he could have gone for a canoe or sailing boat if he couldn't get the rowing boat right

I think Kate will go through

Knowing my luck, when I had to fight someone for both halves of this pudding I'd be seated next to a taekwondo champion.

Just kick him in the head first pre emptive strike

Or distract him by flashing your boobs or something

I think Tom likes this pud…

The pud pushed her through. I'm always happy when a lady goes through.