Coronation Street **NO SPOILERS** Cobblers on the cobbles

[TellingBone]

Where is @womanstanleywoman2?

Any road up, here's a new thread

That was soooo boring 😴 🥱 💤

That's ridiculous! How do they decide when an announcement is needed?

Well that was half an hour I'll never get back. Mawkish twaddle.

And Carla's boots looked terrible with that coat.

I’m catching up on the episode and don’t know why I’ve bothered.

I can’t understand the lack of effort. My dogs put in a better performance when they’re pretending to not watch me eat.

Well I actually sobbed through that but only just gone through a breakup so that is what I was thinking not that the acting brought me to tears.

I did laugh out loud at Carla's enormous clown feet! 😁

Yes I thought that. Go sailing for six months, come back with your batteries recharged. Why the big break up? And who would go without seeing their son (who would surely just be in bed at 7am on Boxing Day!).

Likely to be in bed yes!
He doesn't seem to have the busiest social life or a partner to spend Christmas away with ,but teenagers do lie in bed with phones off or batteries flat so that is true to life😂but unlikely he'd be at any other house at Christmas !

It's all happened too quickly since the Stephen incident plus I liked their understanding of each other

I'd much rather someone else left!

Simon just spends his time walking out of doors. Off to his mates (??), off to the pub, off to work (where does Simon work?). He tries so hard to be a hard man but just seems faintly ridiculous.

Simon works in Underworld, telesales.

I think the phone is in a cupboard under the stairs.

Maybe Simon will be at the port waiting to go with him as a surprise!

Goodness me, what a load of self-indulgent nonsense.
Couldn't they just have had a year apart while Peter travels off his mid-life crisis?

@FeltCarrot

I agree about Simon. I know he's an adult but his tough guy swagger just doesn't work. I've said it before but I feel sorry for him.

It would be nice to see him in a different role far away from Corrie. He may have talent as a different character. 😕

I agree @Helendegenerate

I think Simon should go as his dad's first mate. Simon needs a better story than recently.

Peter is so handsome he gets better with age

Does Billy ever do any church work at all? He is pathetic vicar & I don’t want to hear or see anything about him & Paul’s sex life.

I was just going to say that’s three times it’s been mentioned I feel sick.

We can only hope...

Yes, there's something about him, even though he's shite at shaving and is developing a terrible round-shouldered widows hump. Still hot.

I thought Bobby was quite funny

Billy is not a pathetic vicar.

He was promoted.

He is a pathetic archdeacon.

But still cannot be arsed to go to church on Christmas day

Rob's unknown son. FFS, talk about scraping the barrel. So, so sick of this joke of a programme now.

Just need Steve to wake up and find Karen or Vicky in the shower now...

Two new characters, one black and one disabled. So bloody patronising.

I do not own a porsche but I am guessing those that do do not take them to backstreet mechanics.