Coronation Street **NO SPOILERS** Cobblers on the cobbles

[TellingBone]

Where is @womanstanleywoman2?

Any road up, here's a new thread

Like that episode of Friends!
Although I shouldn't put them in the same category of decent tv - sorry Friends

I’ve said many things once and I’ll say it again wtf can’t Daisy get a job in Manchester? It’s unbelievable a beautiful bright young woman could not get a career going, the fact that she’s aiming to be a bar maid is bad enough but there must be a thousand and one jobs in hospitality she could walk into any bar and get a job.

next is Tyrone’s house who on earth has two full time salaries coming in and no mortgage and can’t even modernise their kitchen it looks like a bloody fire hazard for one. It’s so unrealistic I can’t take much more.

I've watched Corrie since before I was born (apparently!). I'm 52! But good grief, isn't it so boring atm?

I never used to miss an episode, but now I'm 'meh' and can't be bothered to catch up.

It's so dull. The only thing that keeps me watching is Maureen Lipman. Love, love her!!

Daisy could work in the posh hotel or the call centre like Lauren. Or the factory. Worlds her lobster.

Sorry

Oh noooooooo not a billionty years of 'Who's the daddy?'... yawn.

Jenny will find the dosh, obviously, because Weatherfield po-po couldn't find their arses with both hands and a fucking map. It'll be 'oh no, we didn't have the resources to open up his laptop...'.

Simon will let slip because he can't keep a secret for ten seconds, so he will blurt it out to Daisy the second it looks like she's happy about anything.

Jenny will then buy the pub because Daniels dumped Daisy's arse and she now needs a secure job and home, and screw Carla and whoever elses money it really is. That will then eat Jenny up for fucking years, and she'll confess to Rita obviously.

I am seriously contemplating shunning my northern roots and defecting to Eastenders!

Wouldn't the police have gone through that laptop anyway? Surely any phone or laptop belonging to a serial killer would have been analysed.

I thought the same thing. Surely it would be blindingly obvious that he would leave a data trail. He wasn't a computer wizard

It’s ridiculous surely mam would have the mortgage money back

They need a programme each week to explain finance and crime and social work. They are so boring nobody watches. Like Bake Off has the extra thing.

I’m sick of Daisy and her whiney voice. I hope she’s on her way to Glasgow soon with a one way ticket

I prefer Eliza's dad to creepy Stu. Poor Eliza.

I love Daisys lipstick I wonder what brand it is?

Those three contributions to the thread mean I don't need to watch it on catch-up. Daisy. Glasgow. Stu.

I was gutted when Eliza's dad announced he wasn't taking her to Germany.

But also Evelyn in rollers!

I think he’ll take her without even tell Stu and it’ll be all his doing with the ridiculous way he’s handled everything.

I was more baffled by Jenny in rollers and that weird face mask!! Couldn’t concentrate on anything they were saying in that scene!

If Jenny hadn't spoken, I would not have recognised her. Most odd!

I thought that too 😂😂

Mrs doubtfire !!

It was a bit Mrs Doubtfire!

I wondered if Jenny had one of those fancy airwrap hideously expensive hair dryers they advertise on the shopping channel as her hair is so gorgeous. I was forgetting it was Corrie. They must have had a job lot of rollers last night, just like EE with their blond wigs.

That was a first in soapland, I think - Daisy actually saying what needed saying, although it was after a lot of faffing about. Daniel was rough with her, I wondered if he was going to go off on one at one point.

😆

Eliza and her father seem to have a good relationship, Stu should butt out.