MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

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Stop saying "to be honest"

And just be honest

You know that's the worst? Both of them farting one after the other.

I wish Paul had asked that question to JJ and pressed for an answer there too.

Oh fuck off Ella.

Luke is an absolute jerk

I bet even Ella and Peg would actually cry real tears if they could smell this dog fart. Do you think there's a market??

Luke is a massive gaslighter.

Horrible horrible little gaslighting prick. How dare you swear on your mother's life, you lying little fucktard

Has Luke had any exes? Imagine if this is him trying his hardest.

Peggy and Ella look like sisters.

Luke being the living embodiment of don't listen to what they say - look at what they do.

All of them look like they took a shower in bronzer. Why is everyone so greasy?

Luke is the biggest twat going.

Jay deserves so much better.

She has a crispy personality too 😂

Like has such dead eyes. He will never change.

Stagnant

Ooh yeah, cat farts also bad! And my cat actively smirks when he does it

Like is really a bit odd.

His ex apparently broke his heart when she dumped him..... I wonder why she left indeed.

The experts should apologise to Jay and invite her to come back.

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Another dog of the same friend once did the smell of fear, which I hadn't known was a real thing. A very tall male friend came to visit, started singing "Doctor
Who-oo, Doctor Who" in a very deep voice. There was no fart, just a smell like rotting corpses that emanated from the flesh under her fur. If you could bottle that it would be a new chemical weapon that would end all wars.

What?! I ain’t changing for no one. Fuck off

Jay is so lovely.

Oh Jay. She seems so genuine.

Maybe Shona taught her, remember the 'cawwwfeeee' thing in her vt!

The expert has the measure of Luke.