MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

Thanks Sheldon ,
Why does Erica always take others side over Jordan? Poor guy she’s all about the drama!

Whole line of single laydees there....
Peg?

Guess again…

I know because I got spoiled a few weeks ago.

He’d break Bianca!

It definitely was magic and not Charlotte Tilbury that made Kate Moss not look like a drugged out mess.

Maybe he'll find it was all a dream

Thanks Sheldon

Vera Lynn could never

Pissing myself over the thought of Matt putting up with Porscha’s drama!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Matt says he has never been happier. And we definitely are going to need a new window cleaner soon …..

He'd never speak again.

It better not be Laura.

Jay?

dam
not roz lol

Jay I bet

I got spoilered on the Matt thing too

PM me, hun

Shona

Spill

I bet she's like Phoebe - very bendy.

I kissed about 400 blokes one new year.

There were only about 30 women and a handful of horses.

Ella? PLEASSEEE be Ella. For the LOLz.

That's just evil

Please be Ella.

@QueSyrahSyrah

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