MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

Again with the text issue. Why do phones rule these people's lives?

Luke doesn't want to say arm any more than JJ wanted to say trans.

Jay has had a lucky escape, he's an arsehat

She asked him why he takes hours to text her back

And that's why he dumped her

Ok Luke, sounds reasonable

It's crazy to drag it out.

I'd take Liam in Darkman over any of these guys.

'Jay went back to work (and stopped giving me her undivided attention)'

Gosh, Roz really is all ME ME ME. Meeeeeee!

I loathe Tasha's annoying show-offy voice too @TicTacNicNak , it's so cringe.

I can’t be arsed moving oop north

Luke looks confounded,haha
Reach out with your feelings, Luke. Use the Force

When are we getting the big bombshell that they’ve been teasing with for days?

Same here

He’s chilled out since we first saw him and seems quite a reasonable guy!

I remember initially I thought he was going to be a nightmare, but he’s been the opposite and seems to have gotten quieter?

Luke's a lazy cunt who wants to the woman to do all the work with little to no effort from him. Question that and he dumps you and tells you you're too needy. I've met Lukes and they're all worthless, pointless cunts.

It's not about phones

They were supposedly in love. In a new relationship, living miles apart

When a man is keen, they want to communicate regularly .

When they're not keen, they ignore your texts for hours on end.

Totally

I feel smug because I liked Mark from the beginning. But I also liked Luke originally so shows what I know 🤣

Erica looks crispy. Like a chicken wing that's raw on the inside but burnt on the ends.

And just as I proclaim how great my dog is, he farts and hurriedly leaves the room, leaving pure napalm in his wake!! My eyes are watering!!

Luke - Tell us the WHY? Boy!

I'm glad the ixpert is ON his back too!

I think my old colleague from 12 years ago answers my texts quicker. (Today was 17 minutes!)

He ain’t no fool. He ain’t staying around with that stink.

The bombshell is that Tash has been learning to speak American from instructions on the back of a lucky bag.

Tasha, is that you?

Dog farts can be bad but cats are the worse. You have a cat on your lap, something deadly slips out. No noise and no real spread of the smell, so you're there gagging and everyone else is "What? I can't smell anything!" and the cat looks at you and you know it's laughing in your face. And yet, and yet. You still love the stinky little mofo.

They fancy you.