MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

Nathaniel and Laura are no longer 'besties'. She said it was a difference of opinion. He said she was fake, manipulative, a 🐍and that no-one who was friends with her on the show is still friends with her. He is friends with Adrienne and they've been out with Erica and Jordan.

Dressing downs in dressing gowns

Thank you @Turtlerussell

That is a pure disgrace re Tasha 😡

Laughing about the Chelsea drama hoover!

And how odd that, despite making us all involuntary passengers aboard the journey bus, they didn’t show Ella chatting about reaching the validation destination.

Odd.

As for Mark being sidelined?

A shame.

But not a surprise. They wound him up for the ceremony and watched him go. Then went back on the charabanc le journee having ticked a ‘gay couple box’.

Yay producers 🤨

Ach - no worries re the shameful disgraceful stuff.

No doubt an ixpert will post to say that they had nothing to do with it and they were only ever there for the dinner parties and commitment ceremonies.

Someone needs to explain it truthfully or take the shame - not just for fucking about with people and their emotions but Tasha.

All in the name of entertainment though folks. 🖕🏽

The producers probably swapped Mark's shirt for the wrong one to wind him up.

Wouldn’t surprise me jane

I know someone mentioned spoilers- but the show has finished so how can there be any spoilers? Unless I’m mistaken?

Turtle mentioned that there were updates on the spoiler thread.

Not spoilers.

Do it, do it, do it

Ye went there didn’t ye Jane 🤣

Hair by Erica.

There will be much pouting

https://open.substack.com/pub/thedistracted/p/puritan-barbie-and-an-exploding-vagina?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=36x6j

Hope it's okay to share this. There's a shout out to this thread!

Eek

Shiny faced sex pest eh?

I wonder who that could be? 🤣

Miss you lot and Sheldon’s funny titles

Roll on the new MAFSaus - presumably in the New Year?

I’m a bit ticked that the NZ one wasn’t a new series - and that it was a one off really unless you want to ferret around All4.

Onwards and upwards. I hope Aus isn’t as fake as the UK one though.

Hopefully shiny sex pests won’t feature.

I had a mental image of @SheldonesqueTheBstard starting a thread about one of the serious grown up tv shows and us all posting about it in the same vein we do MAFS, made me giggle…

If the right one presents itself sunbird 😁

It would go all wrong very quickly I think!