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MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:25

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 22:01

Jay shouldn’t have broken up with him as an ultimatummy thing.

Some can’t come back from that.

I am all for evolving.

I don’t think folk should change who they are for someone though. Be better sure. Evolve sure. But sometimes folk expect too much of a change.

I’m not sure that is sustainable.

Unless you are Georges with his silently screaming tittttttttttttttttttttttttttties.

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Dabralor · 16/11/2023 22:01

Wow icksperts Paul and Mel heard the word Lovebomb and woke up for the first time this whole bloody series!

alwayslearning789 · 16/11/2023 22:01

MelsMoneyTree · 16/11/2023 21:58

Luke being the living embodiment of don't listen to what they say - look at what they do.

Totally

The worst kind

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2023 22:01

Bracing myself now.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 22:01

MouseMinge · 16/11/2023 22:00

😂

Another dog of the same friend once did the smell of fear, which I hadn't known was a real thing. A very tall male friend came to visit, started singing "Doctor
Who-oo, Doctor Who" in a very deep voice. There was no fart, just a smell like rotting corpses that emanated from the flesh under her fur. If you could bottle that it would be a new chemical weapon that would end all wars.

Yup, that's anal glands! Smell them and you'll never cook with Thai fish sauce again 🤣

Ramalangadingdong · 16/11/2023 22:02

why Doesn’t she want to sleep with Georges?

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2023 22:03

I'll be amazed if these two are still together.

alwayslearning789 · 16/11/2023 22:03

SwedishEdith · 16/11/2023 22:01

The expert has the measure of Luke.

Absolutely

They didn't let him go without a dressing down and full exposure of the person that he is

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 22:03

Fark me that is a twist!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 22:03

Imagine nor doing exactly what mummy tells you...when you're45 32

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 22:03
throw up GIF

Anal glands.

I don’t cowk at much but they usually do it.

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dillite · 16/11/2023 22:03

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 22:01

Yup, that's anal glands! Smell them and you'll never cook with Thai fish sauce again 🤣

I have the joy of the vet emptying my dog's glands every 8 weeks so I know that smell ever so well. The poor vets must love rheir jobs.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 22:04

Be hilarious if Georges ran off with Peggy's mum

GoingDownLikeBHS · 16/11/2023 22:04

I thought Georges was seeing Adrienne?

SwedishEdith · 16/11/2023 22:04

Peggy's mum looks like Brenda Blethyn. I still can't believe this relationship is real unless Peggy has found out Georges is loaded

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 22:05

dillite · 16/11/2023 22:03

I have the joy of the vet emptying my dog's glands every 8 weeks so I know that smell ever so well. The poor vets must love rheir jobs.

We do 😁 (actually quite satisfying!!)

Magicmonster · 16/11/2023 22:05

‘You have an over inflated view of your own emotional intelligence’ . Very true.

and what is he (Brad) wearing tonight?!

Ramalangadingdong · 16/11/2023 22:05

Why is Tash making a face?

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 22:05

dillite · 16/11/2023 22:03

I have the joy of the vet emptying my dog's glands every 8 weeks so I know that smell ever so well. The poor vets must love rheir jobs.

I always managed to book that in following a big night out...vet always looked more worried about me!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 22:05

Peggy stands alone?

With the aid of a fucking great stalk.

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dillite · 16/11/2023 22:05

Why is Georges wearing a deckchair as trousers?

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 22:05

George wearing his jammie bottoms?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 22:05

Ramalangadingdong · 16/11/2023 22:05

Why is Tash making a face?

I confess I made a face too.🤣

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 22:06

I see Georges is keeping to the circus theme with his attire tonight

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2023 22:06

I might have to mute this twat.