MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

He IS amazing!! They are such funny little dogs, likes to oversee everything and get his tuppence worth in! If he was a human he would walk around with a clipboard and a whistle

Aw, bless him. Husband and dog!

Sooo frustrating, we never got to the bottom of what went wrong with them!

I’m really distracted by Shona’s bronzer.

I’ve seen lighter creosote.

Mel: “Laura what have you learnt?”

”That I’m a helluva woman”

Sean showing Jordan how to apologise there.

Oo some aren’t allowed on the sacred sofa

😂

Laura has learned that she's a helluva woman who some deluded individuals think would make a GREAT TV presenter.

Mark was the one who surprised me the most!! What happened to his Rumplestiltskin persona????

Good on you, Sean.

Has Luke got his painting jeans on?

Mark is so lovely

And ‘People’ think I’m a natural tv presenter.

My arse.

Luke has apparently taken up painting and decorating

He is.

They gave him a shite deal.

Luke is blaming Jay for their break up

Tell him Paul!!!

It's obvious Luke isn't interested in Jay.

I’ve just realised why I’m single. I take ages to reply to texts.

Don't be Kind, be Kuntish.
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
Truth ain't always easy.

I’m not sure I want Jay to hear the why 🥺

Christ at long last Paul woke up and asked a good question calling Luke out!

Why does Tasha speak in such a stupid voice all the time?

Or perhaps they’re just making excuses. I need to ask them for the why.