MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

Love the dress Adrienne's in.

Struggling to stay awake here 😬

Nothing about Ella’s alcohol abusiveness from the experts.

All about the journey.

I’ve already hit the bastard buffers as I redirected myself into the goods yard.

You can tell that just from my posts ??🤣

They're ignoring so much - Ella's drinking, Luke's snark and stirring.
It's really odd they do a Bullseye 'here's what you could have won' video compilation at the start of each couple.
Poor Bianca if they dragged her in just so she could watch the JJ and Ella show. I hope she got paid or at least a night in a nice hotel.

Aw little cat pawing at the window!😓

All I can see is his NAKED feet!!

Peter Andre syndrome.

With a mysterious girl on the fucking sofa before him.

Same

A speedboat?

Matt and Adrienne, just not on the same page, unable to dialogue....

Matt looks like he'll fall over

Yeah, the legs/upper body thing with Matt reminds me of a dog my friend had. His body was very golden retriever but his legs were total corgi. Bless him, he was a little ringer.

It seems a common trope among transwomen that they are keen on the word girl. Very odd indeed given most transition seems to be in adulthood. Trapped in a fantasy teenager era. Ella needs rehab and counselling before getting back out there on the dating scene. I question the ethics of Ella being on the show at all (and Sean, as it goes.)

Hasn’t it just.

It really has

Yeah, Be kind just brings out the fuck right off in me.

Some feel like they didn't get to experience 'girlhood' ie pillow fights and associated made-up bollocks.

I have a corgi! DH describes him as a German shepherd sawn off at the legs!

He has the physique of Gru…

Well jel 😍

Or Johnny Bravo

Matt looks like Desperate Dan

The only pillow fights I ever had were with my sisters, using ancient rock hard pillows and definitely designed to cause harm with maximum violence. Definitely not what they are thinking of.

Bit fucking late for the experts to wade in now.

A helluva guy. Matt should pair up with Laura.