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MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:25

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:29

What changed Mel?

Reality snuck in.

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TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:31

Wonder if yet again we'll sweep the alcohol issue under the greasy rug...

awaynboilyurheid · 16/11/2023 21:31

Ixpirts … Let’s celebrate cheating

catattacks · 16/11/2023 21:31

There's no "connection" between Ella and JJ

Just never seen it

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:32

She needs to watch the fake crying, she'll have her own eye out with those talons

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:32

Every bloke on those sofas are thanking all the stars in Brad’s universe that it wisnae them.

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murasaki · 16/11/2023 21:32

Ella, you're right, JJ did see you as a person, he just didn't like it.

catattacks · 16/11/2023 21:32

Did JJ accept her though?

They didn't have sex

PaddingtonsHat · 16/11/2023 21:32

Bianca you big fat liar

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:33

I'm so glad Ella has a trans message on that dress thing...we'd never have known otherwise eh...

Appalonia · 16/11/2023 21:33

"Sassy womanhood"??
FUCK RIGHT OFF

Sharpness19 · 16/11/2023 21:33

At least Bianca has done her roots.

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2023 21:33

'Sassy womanhood'. Was that a bit of a snark at Ella?!!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:34

He might not have put a label on Ella.

Ella continually puts a label on Ella.

YOU ARE FUCKING WELL TOO OLD TO BE A GIRL.

Stunning and brave mince again.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:34

Hmm.i feel like it's possible JJ was attracted to her because he was curious, but then saw the person behind the neovag...

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2023 21:34

'I'm so special. I'm the best'.

Oh do fuck off.

awaynboilyurheid · 16/11/2023 21:35

Tasha crying … why?

MouseMinge · 16/11/2023 21:35

And let's ignore the fact that you have a serious alcohol problem.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:35

I'm having a no- socks-with shoes panic attack. Make it stop!!

Appalonia · 16/11/2023 21:36

"Be kind" has really fucked women over.

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2023 21:36

MouseMinge · 16/11/2023 21:35

And let's ignore the fact that you have a serious alcohol problem.

Yup. Stunning, brave and should be in rehab with Sean.

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:36

Totally agree that the label 'girl' doesn't belong to Ella, same as doesn't belong to me. Although some bloke shouted 'go on girl' as I puffed past him in my attempts to jog earlier....he needs to get to specsavers bless him 😂

funbags3 · 16/11/2023 21:36

His legs look like they belong to someone else.

TicTacNicNak · 16/11/2023 21:37

funbags3 · 16/11/2023 21:36

His legs look like they belong to someone else.

I was thinking the same. His upper half is so over developed it looks like two different people stitched together.

PaddingtonsHat · 16/11/2023 21:37

I’m quite disturbed by Hugh Dennis