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MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:25

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:24

You missed nowt tits

bunny costume, egg up chuff, me me me and Thomas being nice. And tears.

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funbags3 · 16/11/2023 21:24

@browneyes77 Just this pair. not my picture

MAFSUK13.  Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh.  It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast.  I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.
ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:25

Agree, he should just say sorry. Of nothing else to make it stop!

murasaki · 16/11/2023 21:25

Luke is enjoying this massively.

Villagetoraiseachild · 16/11/2023 21:26

Sorry seem to be the hardest word..... Ah at last!

AtlasPine · 16/11/2023 21:26

Luke is practically orgasming on the sofa in joy at Jordan’s discomfort.

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:26

Those big creases in Erica's mahoosive jacket are annoying me...and I don't even iron things!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:26

I’m sorry I didn’t…..

just a genuine I’M SORRY would do it.

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browneyes77 · 16/11/2023 21:26

Psychoticbreak · 16/11/2023 21:23

Is Erica wearing an anne summers body stocking? Its horrendous.

And what are those pink shoes she’s put with it?

Colour clash central

Sharpness19 · 16/11/2023 21:26

dillite · 16/11/2023 21:19

I do find it funny how much a 13 year old is enjoying a 55 year old movie

I find it funny you can’t tell a 13 year old to let you watch what you want.

Villagetoraiseachild · 16/11/2023 21:27

Luke is sooo passive aggressive and occasionally aggressive aggressive.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:27

I may be naive as hell, but I just don't see Jordan being a womaniser.

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:27

Fucking Luke sitting there like a giant gurning sour lime....get to fuck!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:27

That felt more like ‘I’m sorry that you felt upset.‘

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SwedishEdith · 16/11/2023 21:28

Ewwwww at Luke. Horrible, horrible, horrible. Ugly man, ugly heart 😄

Appalonia · 16/11/2023 21:28

Like is a snake, Jay is better off without him

Villagetoraiseachild · 16/11/2023 21:28

Thirteen year olds rule the Planetverse!

MouseMinge · 16/11/2023 21:28

What did Luke just say? I had my head away for a second and looked to see subtitles. I'm sure it was lovely.

browneyes77 · 16/11/2023 21:29

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:27

That felt more like ‘I’m sorry that you felt upset.‘

That’s usually the way I apologise when I don’t think I’m in the wrong 🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2023 21:29

Ella's tits have been hidden for once.

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:29

Oh god I really hope tonight we get to see some shit that they haven't seen that makes things drop in to place...I'd love that...

Appalonia · 16/11/2023 21:29

I hope I never ever see Ella on my tv ever again.

murasaki · 16/11/2023 21:29

Ah, the validate Ella session. Yawn.

AtlasPine · 16/11/2023 21:29

No one wanted to have sex with Ella… 😢

Jakadaal · 16/11/2023 21:29

Am no fan of Jordan (he gives me the creeps) but Luke just needs to zip it ... so bitchy