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MAFSUK13. Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh. It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast. I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:25

Anyone fancy a journey that doesn’t involve dry eye cry, peroxide, filler and minge flashing?

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SwedishEdith · 16/11/2023 21:16

Roz has succumbed to the orange. She was ine of the natural ones. The women always look so cold with those scraps of dresses.

dillite · 16/11/2023 21:17

TicTacNicNak · 16/11/2023 21:14

I’m watching it on the Channel 4 app on my iPad

I don't have an ipad. We are a very simian household.

This movie has loads of references to simians

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:17

browneyes77 · 16/11/2023 21:16

WTF are those tights/tights one piece Erica is wearing?

Probably borrowed from Ella.

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awaynboilyurheid · 16/11/2023 21:18

Roz is just an odd Liz Truss look a like and was horrible to Thomas.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:18

dillite · 16/11/2023 21:13

I am missing out 😫my child is hogging the TV watching Planet of the Apes and won't let me watch MAFS 1😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I can't watch that movie, the apes freak me right out

UncleHerbie · 16/11/2023 21:18

Who is Daisy Duck?

MAFSUK13.  Unlucky for some but lucky for us. The end is nigh.  It fuckin truly fuckin has been a fuckin blast.  I’m going full fuckin neo and will say ‘till we are fuckin back biyatches’. Fat mwah. Chelsea stylee.
Bluetrews25 · 16/11/2023 21:18

Luke smirking at the Jordan/Erica shenanigans

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:19

I’m watching it on Sunday.
POTA.

More believable than this I think.

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dillite · 16/11/2023 21:19

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:18

I can't watch that movie, the apes freak me right out

I do find it funny how much a 13 year old is enjoying a 55 year old movie

murasaki · 16/11/2023 21:19

Not sure if it's my tv, but Erica's hair colour doesn't match the ponytail.

Jordan really can't own his shit

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/11/2023 21:19

Fucking Luke Slyplonker giggling away there 😡

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:20

Erica gone full American tan.

40 denier.

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SwedishEdith · 16/11/2023 21:20

Erica cranking up into screech mode. No way did Jordan feel he could have had a calm conversation with her.

browneyes77 · 16/11/2023 21:20

murasaki · 16/11/2023 21:19

Not sure if it's my tv, but Erica's hair colour doesn't match the ponytail.

Jordan really can't own his shit

Yeah I thought that.

She has long hair anyway but that looks more like an extension

funbags3 · 16/11/2023 21:21

Erica wears extensions. You can see the connections sometimes.

awaynboilyurheid · 16/11/2023 21:21

Roz only going on about herself she’s said nada to Thomas and he’s been only kind to her

MouseMinge · 16/11/2023 21:21

One simple word, Jordan. Sorry. You fed her to the likes of Luke and that's unforgivable without a genuine apology.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:21

I do dislike a man who can’t spit out a sorry when it is required.

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browneyes77 · 16/11/2023 21:21

awaynboilyurheid · 16/11/2023 21:21

Roz only going on about herself she’s said nada to Thomas and he’s been only kind to her

She actually irritates me

murasaki · 16/11/2023 21:21

browneyes77 · 16/11/2023 21:20

Yeah I thought that.

She has long hair anyway but that looks more like an extension

Given it was giving Marcus Wareing faintly blue hair on masterchef earlier, I'm no longer sure!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2023 21:22

awaynboilyurheid · 16/11/2023 21:21

Roz only going on about herself she’s said nada to Thomas and he’s been only kind to her

‘Twas ever only thus 😡

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TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:22

Who went first? Came in to the bedroom to watch only to find it hasn't recorded so missed anyone who was before Jordan and Erica! Will have to watch that bit after.

browneyes77 · 16/11/2023 21:22

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:22

Who went first? Came in to the bedroom to watch only to find it hasn't recorded so missed anyone who was before Jordan and Erica! Will have to watch that bit after.

Just Roz and Thomas

Psychoticbreak · 16/11/2023 21:23

Is Erica wearing an anne summers body stocking? Its horrendous.

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2023 21:23

MouseMinge · 16/11/2023 21:21

One simple word, Jordan. Sorry. You fed her to the likes of Luke and that's unforgivable without a genuine apology.

I agree, sitting there waffling on and around the subject he's just giving sneering snidey Luke more fuel...