MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

It wouldn't surprise me

Pull the other one. But don't tell Pa Pie.

Where’s Matt??? They were in the room getting ready together or did I imagine it?

Her dad probably has the key to her chastity belt

More like her father.

Or. Another theory. They have been shagging like rabbits but are acting all puritanical on camera so as not to upset Daddy Peggy.

Big Daddy probably has the key hidden away

Daddy Pig hasn't you mean.

Guys I thought Matt and Adrienne were together! What have I missed?

I think they made it look that way in their little montage, but we never actually saw them in the same room…..🤔

I'm no Roz-mad-for-it sex maniac, but if I was seeing a guy for 5 months without any shagging I'd be putting it in the friendship bucket and getting back out on the pull!

Oh ! I must be very 😴

when ella was talking to bianca why did ella make it sound like she dumped jj or was i imagining it ??

So funny cattattacks

lol why does pa have so many chins and I bet he can’t see his Willy under those flab rolls

Yep. Just get it over and done with.

Oh look, YSL model has nicked Arfurs vest!

So the suction sound at renewal?
That was PapaPeg clamping shut the chastity belt with his remote control.

Georges balls must be blue by now

I don't think waiting 5 months is normal

I'm afraid I'm a dreadful slag. I get the sex out of the way quickly, well not out of the way in that I don't like it, but I don't see much point in hanging around if I fancy the arse off someone. That said, I have been single for an eternity and it's so long since I did the sex that I'm not sure I remember how. I'm less bothered than I would have been years ago.

Also. Imagine investing all these months into seeing someone and what if he is one of those creeps who cry after sex, kiss your ear and whisper "thank you"? Or doesn't know how to keep it in and is just forever slipping out like a slug? Or has a hairy back?

Jeez she is a child!!!! Texts??? Ffs!

It is childish though.

Been there, got the t-shirt!

My DH was meant to be a ONS! But he kept coming back, so 24 years and 3 kids later...

It didn’t last the week acc to Matt. He’s been with his new partner for four months….