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MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 21:16

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

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catattacks · 15/11/2023 21:10

The i experts pretending not to know
🙄

MouseMinge · 15/11/2023 21:10

@dillite just my buzzer buzzing and fucking buzzing with deliveries for downstairs, equally buzzing my upstairs neighbour who had buzzed me really early, which I didn't mind as he'd had a nightmare journey back from London. Both our heads were mashed by it. Feeding has had me feeling sick most of the day but that will finish before the show is over and I can't wait. It was nothing truly awful but it boiled my piss. I'm generally the most patient person you'd ever meet, but recently I'm less patient and today I had none at all. I'll be grand again tomorrow.

catattacks · 15/11/2023 21:11

So they don't text or DM each other

😂

Sunbird24 · 15/11/2023 21:11

This lot have got quite a way to go yet!

MAFSUK12.   Sheldon’s honesty box.  In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages.  Why fiddle so much producers?  It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite.  Be telt.
SwedishEdith · 15/11/2023 21:11

God, Laura. Imagine finding yourself and she's still as boring as before.

These clips make it look like all women spend hours putting their makeup on.

awaynboilyurheid · 15/11/2023 21:11

Oh Wierdo Roz

43ontherocksporfavor · 15/11/2023 21:12

Omg Peg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/11/2023 21:12

Poor mingemouse, that sounds v irritating!

murasaki · 15/11/2023 21:12

Ah, he's not had a crack at Pegerella yet.

dillite · 15/11/2023 21:12

Georges must have serious blueballs now. That starfish better be worth the 5 month wait.

catattacks · 15/11/2023 21:12

So he's not the right person?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:13

That mannequin in Peg’s room will be taking up the slack for Georges.

Just as well she’s got a pile carpet.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/11/2023 21:13

Those braids look so painful.
I want to pull them!

murasaki · 15/11/2023 21:13

Two Georges constant lip licking is very disturbing.

43ontherocksporfavor · 15/11/2023 21:13

I’m not into pressure to have sex but come on Peg!!! It’s been months!

Sumthingsweet · 15/11/2023 21:13

Tasha again with the

Hallo there huni smarmy face and walk ugh fuck off

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/11/2023 21:13

Jaysus Peggy!

MouseMinge · 15/11/2023 21:13

I think you can put some time on when you have sex with someone and after months, I think you're either ready or you're never going to be ready. Still, it's all good for the 'gram I guess.

awaynboilyurheid · 15/11/2023 21:13

Sumthingsweet · 15/11/2023 21:13

Tasha again with the

Hallo there huni smarmy face and walk ugh fuck off

Yup a million times

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/11/2023 21:14

Fuck me, they've STILL not got down to it?

I'm assuming they're doing bits and she must suck like a Henry Hoover on speed, otherwise what the hell else is keeping him there? It's not her warm and welcoming friends and family is it.

dillite · 15/11/2023 21:15

43ontherocksporfavor · 15/11/2023 21:13

I’m not into pressure to have sex but come on Peg!!! It’s been months!

There's the nit wanting to have sex with someone that you met 2 minutes ago, and then there's 5 months. Why even bother?

murasaki · 15/11/2023 21:15

I guess Luke wouldn't move. Exactly as he said.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/11/2023 21:15

Ah. You need more than him Jay flower.

Arthur and Thom 🥰

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Sunbird24 · 15/11/2023 21:15

We know what the cause of this is Paul, it’s because Luke’s a dick!

dillite · 15/11/2023 21:15

Nice to see that Arthur put the effort in.

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