MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

I love the wedding dress episode of Friends.

I don't think Glasgow is quite ready for the "whale caught in a net" look.

Ella right now talking to her mate - her lips aren’t as inflated and look so much better

Wig

How about Ella learns how to accept JJ????? When will someone finally tell Ella that Ella is the problem?

@catattacks the brown was a wig

The brunette look was a wig

Ella's voice is identical to Mark's.
Ella is still so obviously a gay man.

Ella is underplaying what a nightmare drunk she is.

Ella & JJ have only been a ‘couple’ for about 4 weeks…

I was attacked by a goose while out running once. In a public place. It landed on my shoulder and pecked my neck. I was shrieking like a loon. I live in fear of someone stopping laughing long enough to video it, and one day I will see myself on you tube flapping and screaming with a goose on my head.
Horrific

Tell JJ to run JJ's friend.

Not just Ella, that's the issue. The Ixperts completely ignored it, even though Nathanial had bought it up. Producers totally determined that Ella's story was going ahead regardless of how it upsets others.

Oh JJ.

Go Zammo on Ella’s arse mate.

I've been chased by a goose. The next day which always felt related but wasn't, I had to have my appendix out. Geese is scary beasties.

Jordan should have borrowed that hat.

Poor jj. Ella sounds very abusive. Run, JJ, run like the wind.

I'm warming to JJ
A bit

A pigeon did that to me in Greenwich. I still remember its wings flapping on my back and against my head and me just running and screaming like a banshee. I have avoided large groups of pigeons since.

Stop it! Did it poop on you too? They do massive ones...

Just getting ready…

Anyone fancy a longer road trip? 🇳🇿

Paul looks good in a suit.

How far does Tasha have to walk?!

that dress is bloody awful on Tasha! Not flattering at all