MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Oh god the music at the end! Proper tears for that...not the dry eyed pretendy stuff you get on mafs...

Are we all going to watch MAFSNZ from thursday after the finale?
We can carry on the chat

I’m in!

I'm in!
For Kiwi mafs and the road trip!

Yay! Sounds like a plan.
Glasgow is probably one of the only places that could handle us lot out out 🤣

Thread road trip! MAFS has achieved some successful relationships, just not on the actual show.

I'm starting to think they give them a pro forma to fill in ...
<happy music> best time of my life (add optional personal comment)
<sad music> but we've had our challenges (add detailed vicious critique as though they're on performance related pay and you've already blown the budget on vodka and fillers)

Is that also going to be the 9pm slot do you think? I’m a bit of a sucker for I’m a Celeb, so I might have to do some juggling.

Definitely going to watch NZ right after the final final final bit.

I like the idea of having fresh hope before finding out that someone I liked is an utter arsehole. Trasha.

We can all wear T-Shirts that say FUCK OFF PEGGY. Talk to the universe. Declare ourselves helluva women. And take each other to the local park benches.

Could Glasgow cope?

You just know that the producers cobble those vows together based on chats with the cast.

What you call a road trip; I call the school run 😄 See you all when you get here!

I don't know. I have done some road trips to Edinburgh and they have been wild.

Sounds amazing
No pneumatic lips allowed.

The first MAFSNZ is at 2235 or something, but not looked at the following week.

MAFSMeetUp?

Yes please!

The Mackies is softe enough to enjoy now. My evening has reached perfection. Good people, good food, so bad it's almost good television.

God this is nonsense

Ooh is that when it starts?

Anyone know when the MAFSAUS is due too?

@craggyrat so they are together still?

See that goose there? Those fuckers along that path are VICIOUS.

We can all wear hideous net dresses like Ella and Tash's at that dinner. It will be like the wedding dress episode of Friends 🤣

Fiver says they wont be together at the reunion

Ella is blonde again

So what happened there?