Ella looks better with dark hair. Even if it is a syrup. Not sure why she’s channelling Abba. Knowing me knowing you… Now all I can think of is Alan Partridge and the Bangkok Chickboy episode. ‘Susan, can you make porn come on my telly’
The experts think they are Billy big bollocks when they validate Ella. They ain’t.
They are chatting like they know shit. But in all essence they are just chatting shit.
I’m feeling a bit sorry for JJ. He looks like he is stuck in something he doesn’t want to be stuck in. Or even prod.
Ella is another open mouth listener.
Erica could look immense but the lass doesn’t dress for her shape.
Shame that Erica feels she has to justify thinking leave to a Fanny boy with a face like stink. Her ermmmmm before answering the long term stuff went down like a lead balloon.
Jesus Peggy. Will someone tell her that listening to what someone is saying doesn’t involve your gob hanging open.
Arthur is not reading the room at all. I think he thinks this is all a joke and gives absolutely zero fucks and seems fairly intent on going out with a bang - if not a fairly rigid middle digit in Laura’s direction. He is making me laugh like a fool.
The experts oohing over Matt and Adrienne with the kids stuff. Like that would have been one of the first things to check with regards to compatibility. Surely?
Jordan needs to shut his yap and keep his beak out of other folks’ shite.
That 5 task was mental. Imagine giving that to them two 🤯
I don’t like the Insta rage but I wish Arthur had let her finish that wee bit. She was trying to explain why she said she wasn’t in love (yet) and it wasn’t just important for her to say but for Paul tp hear.
The reaction was way overboard but I think I would be miffed if someone nipped me mid flow.
Roll on the new wedding dresses.
And Arthur’s altar speech 😈