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MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/11/2023 22:11

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

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browneyes77 · 09/11/2023 21:41

Villagetoraiseachild · 09/11/2023 21:39

He is funny, granted, but not if you're emotionally invested....

And Laura isn’t emotionally invested 😂

dillite · 09/11/2023 21:41

TitsInAbsentia · 09/11/2023 21:40

I thought they had?!

Nope.

MouseMinge · 09/11/2023 21:41

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs I love you!

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/11/2023 21:41

I think the last we heard from Arfur and Laura was 'heavy petting'.

Myfabby · 09/11/2023 21:41

MouseMinge · 09/11/2023 21:40

It was funny and also obviously he was joking. The problem is that Laura has precisely no sense of humour. I get that he's jokes can be shit sometimes but that was funny, as it was funny earlier when he said his favourite moment was when JJ came back. None of it matters anyway because they are not right for each other on any level at all.

think he's rebelling and being deliberately defiant. love it for him

dillite · 09/11/2023 21:42

Georges, she's not gonna shag you no matter how much you tell her what she wants to hear.

FUCK OFF PEGGY!!!!

FUCK OFF EXPERTS! YA WANKS!

TitsInAbsentia · 09/11/2023 21:43

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/11/2023 21:41

I think the last we heard from Arfur and Laura was 'heavy petting'.

Love that phrase, giving me seventies swimming pool sign vibes!

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/11/2023 21:43

Myfabby · 09/11/2023 21:41

think he's rebelling and being deliberately defiant. love it for him

He's rebelling against Mum.

browneyes77 · 09/11/2023 21:43

dillite · 09/11/2023 21:42

Georges, she's not gonna shag you no matter how much you tell her what she wants to hear.

FUCK OFF PEGGY!!!!

FUCK OFF EXPERTS! YA WANKS!

This Up Here GIF by Chord Overstreet

🤣🤣

hoxtonbabe · 09/11/2023 21:43

dillite · 09/11/2023 21:42

Georges, she's not gonna shag you no matter how much you tell her what she wants to hear.

FUCK OFF PEGGY!!!!

FUCK OFF EXPERTS! YA WANKS!

This!! As he was spouting his waffle, I was thinking you are literally just saying BS she wants to hear 😂

43ontherocksporfavor · 09/11/2023 21:43

Arthur is clueless!! Read the room!

dillite · 09/11/2023 21:43

Arthur has had enough of it tonight 100%

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/11/2023 21:43

Loving Arthur's work tonight 🤣

CatamaranViper · 09/11/2023 21:43

Georges says what he knows she wants to hear.

43ontherocksporfavor · 09/11/2023 21:44

What? Rimmming?

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/11/2023 21:44

Georges, she's not gonna shag you no matter how much you tell her what she wants to hear.

She couldn't if she wanted to. I reckon Daddy Peg keeps the keys to her chastity belt tightly clenched in his sweaty trotter.

43ontherocksporfavor · 09/11/2023 21:45

Erica has extensions.

hoxtonbabe · 09/11/2023 21:45

43ontherocksporfavor · 09/11/2023 21:44

What? Rimmming?

Who’s gonna take this one 😅😅

TitsInAbsentia · 09/11/2023 21:45

QueSyrahSyrah · 09/11/2023 21:44

Georges, she's not gonna shag you no matter how much you tell her what she wants to hear.

She couldn't if she wanted to. I reckon Daddy Peg keeps the keys to her chastity belt tightly clenched in his sweaty trotter.

If TwoGeorges is lucky he'll get a go on the mannequin...

43ontherocksporfavor · 09/11/2023 21:46

I mean Georges saying everything he thinks Peggy wants to hear. I don’t think she wants to hear about rimming.

browneyes77 · 09/11/2023 21:46

dillite · 09/11/2023 21:43

Arthur has had enough of it tonight 100%

Arthur is killing it tonight 🤣🤣🤣

TheKnittedCharacter · 09/11/2023 21:46

Erica’s extensions look awful with her hair like that.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/11/2023 21:46

Peggy and Georges, 5 years???? It'll take him that to get into her pants I suppose

dillite · 09/11/2023 21:47

I love how Arthur just nodded when they said that they will stay together 10 minutes

Bluetrews25 · 09/11/2023 21:47

What a cruel question 5 years/months etc

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