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MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/11/2023 22:11

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

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dillite · 08/11/2023 21:53

You don't need to prove anything to anyone Georges

CherryCokeFanatic · 08/11/2023 21:53

Is this what happened after her Take Me Out date too?

ICantGetNoSheep · 08/11/2023 21:55

”That you want chil-dwin” 🙄🙄🙄

murasaki · 08/11/2023 21:55

Quite @dillite . He really doesn't.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 08/11/2023 21:55

Disappointed in Georges. Why is he pandering to this awful woman?

murasaki · 08/11/2023 21:55

She needs to shut up about her awful family.

Bluetrews25 · 08/11/2023 21:56

She wants loads of kids. Her tits will drop to knee level.

TicTacNicNak · 08/11/2023 21:56

She wants lots of children, but sex isn’t important to her. Watch out Georges.

browneyes77 · 08/11/2023 21:56

murasaki · 08/11/2023 21:55

She needs to shut up about her awful family.

She needs to just shut up.

hoxtonbabe · 08/11/2023 21:56

Georgessss is taking the piss with all this BS talk he’s giving her 🤣🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 08/11/2023 21:56

Georges can fuck off too.

Psychoticbreak · 08/11/2023 21:56

He is trying to slide into her knickers to annoy her folks.

TheKnittedCharacter · 08/11/2023 21:56

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 08/11/2023 21:55

Disappointed in Georges. Why is he pandering to this awful woman?

Yes, why? She’s bloody awful.

And her grammar (‘was you’) is shocking.

barbiedout · 08/11/2023 21:57

Well Peg, you can probably cash in more as a couple than as a singleton for while after the show ends

ICantGetNoSheep · 08/11/2023 21:57

Laura’s fanny just closed up following Arthur’s uncouth opening of the Champers

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 08/11/2023 21:57

Bluetrews25 · 08/11/2023 21:56

She wants loads of kids. Her tits will drop to knee level.

Pretty sure those tits are incapable of dropping.

Tontostitis · 08/11/2023 21:57

......

dapsnotplimsolls · 08/11/2023 21:57

These two need to just shag already.

TicTacNicNak · 08/11/2023 21:58

Laura and Arthur are like actors playing a part. There’s no obvious chemistry, they’re not tactile. If I saw them out I’d never imagine they were a couple in the first weeks of their relationship.

Sumthingsweet · 08/11/2023 21:59

Watched half on the bath water went cold tonight fuck this lol

wilñ watch rest tomorrow it all seems a bit contradictory peg just changing mind constant .., thought south end rubbish choice but hey ho

georges can’t do much more for peg leg .. without the mafs budget

dapsnotplimsolls · 08/11/2023 21:59

No hope at all for these two.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 08/11/2023 22:00

They are all in Fecking La La Land with these daft airy fairy dates! Not one of them wants to move, and there is no way they are going to slot into each others day to day lives

Sumthingsweet · 08/11/2023 22:01

Reality check with preening and face full of Botox when your knee deep in shitty Nappies n breast milk reality hits …

dillite · 08/11/2023 22:01

They sound like they are negotiating who will be responsible for this week's shit shoveling

Sumthingsweet · 08/11/2023 22:02

Def cloud cuckoo land half of them prob just want the fame .. exposure

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