MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

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The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

best match..! deluded much??

JJ just casually sliding his first wedding ring off behind them flowers so he's free to insert himself into Ella's ring.

And who is birthing those children?

These TU ads are not showcasing their clothes well are they??

JJ looks terrified. Like a rabbit in a trap

Have to confess, also thought she was giving him a cock ring!

Poor jj!

I personally don’t like the clumpy shoes the woman keeps wearing

Ella would rent a womb. After all, i reckon those tits are on hire purchase.

It might be - that could be the size of his cock!

JJ is going to come out of this as being one of the more honest and harmless ones. Just very clumsy and awkward about it.

Yes, JJ seems ok these days. Quite sweet, if terrified of the situation he's found himself in.

OMG another week? I thought I had reached the end!
So Adrienne doesn't want kids, Erica doesn't want to share a house, and JJ doesn't want a serious relationship. What was the name of this programme again?

I think that JJ is realising that he is trapped, just like Nathaniel. He is scared to look like the bad guy.

Ella get the message he doesn't see a future but doesn't know how to tell you without you going off on one with him. The poor lad is scared of Ella

@Overloadimplode well said!

I don’t know whether JJ has suddenly found his voice with Ella or if he just had a bad edit when with Bianca to make it seem he had nothing to say.

That's Southend adventure island, I live in Essex. Those water slides haven't worked for years.
It also won't have cost anything, the owner LOVES publicity, the local rag is like a Philip Miller fan page. There is also a board where you can substitute the face of Nigel farage for your own, following his highly publicised visit...
Southend is also the only city that was made a city because it's MP was stabbed and killed.
Best date ever.

Nathanial and Bianca must be pissing themselves.

I think i might miss JJ a teensy bit, with his little twinkle, his assortment of manbags and his determination to keep his legs crossed....

I honestly didn't think that it was Southend. It looked too clean.

JJ: I dont like when Ella drinks.

Also JJ on final dates : Ella lets drink on a boat.

Yes, but he can't exactly stop her from it.

You need to affirm Ella every day. That is so unfair.

JJ's not buying it and wants out, you can tell.