Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

Even my cat is offended by anchovies. Not the food of goddesses.

Hope you had a great time Ohwhat and your OH is doing OK

Urgh, mushrooms

I love anchovies cat won’t touch them. I don’t care least he won’t Nick them

Jus gras? What’s that when it’s at home, grass gravy?

Did he just say caramelised miso caramel?

Identity lol. Total bollocks

And yet MORE lamb. Sheesh. The chances of emergency resuscitation are high.

I thought at points I was back on the Strictly thread. 2, 3, tatatan! (Or Taah-taah-taahn if you're Craig.)

A split gravy ? I can do that.

I'm positively itching.

Mushrooms in the dish are an instant no

Anchovies and ewe's curd. Really spoiling us.

Raw lamb alert

Ooh we're lamb heavy this evening.

OK, they’ve had a good deal on wholesale lamb this week.

Has Gregg bought a flock of sheep he's off loading to the Beeb?

More lamb

He’s ok thanks Fourq, a few uncomfortable nights.
oh my god you mushroom haters would have hated the market in the dam. I counted 6 different types of wild mushrooms. And the fish! Why are our markets soooo shit?

Why do they macerate those poor strawberries? I hate anything which changes the texture of strawberries.

Dead Nan alert!

Nan. <drink>

Black olive tapenade and crusty bread...

Heaven

NAN

After all the sheep’s yoghurt last time, maybe the ewes just died of embarrassment?

There's also been a lot of ovine dairy this week. It's very suspicious.

We don't care about anyones boyfriend tonight