Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

Travels in Japan TICK

I'm desperate to push that hair behind the ears.

The masterchef thread can be brutal but we don't mean offence. Its just subject of conversation.

Those steaks look ace. Lovely colour on the outside.

Ponzu delivery for the week has arrived! 🛻

'Beef that speaks for itself.' On this show that means beef so raw it is still mooing.

Bloody annoying but not chavvy, named after Debi Garft, a recently retired policy officer in the Scottish Government Flooding Team Met office

“What does woodruff taste of?”
”cat piss Gregg”

Woodruff is new to me - will have to google

I love pistachio in any dessert

Cecily's menu sounds delish.

Different carrots 😉

'Bedstraw' is woodruff's other name. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

He can barely be bothered to respond to Gregg. I like Casrick a lot.

I hate pistachio

There's a lot of strawberries tonight!

Caserick looking pumped = Bagpuss having a particularly long yawn and stretch in the sunshine.

He's my favourite, based on being so laid-back.

I like both Cecily and Casrick's menus.

Am not sure about the other two; seem like they're throwing too many things at it.

No don’t jinx 🤣🤣

And thyme!

Johnny and Ayesha would make a suitable couple

Me too.

Oh I know sorry, it was a pisstake of the the thread from yesterday about the name Debi being 'chavvy'.

I forget that we don't all see the same threads!

I'm not keen on pigeon, and walnuts are my worst allergy so he's gone down in my estimation.

Not Johnny.

Simon!

Clearly im drunk 🥴