Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

These look horrific

She's getting on my nerves too.

I like the men better.

She doesn't have a clue what she's doing

Sweetbreads do not look appetising at all

Ffs just flour and fry the fuckers

They probably go to the pub after their ceremonies and drink pints of bitter and eat chicken and chips.

From non stop talking to barely speaking. Perfect for Gregg though, first contestant needing a single speaking clock.

Stop fannying about

If this woman's employers are watching, she'll probably be out of a job by the time this task is over.

I'm not keen on her ear muff hair do. She isn't making a great account of herself

Somewhere Roman Abramovich is tinkling a bell but no-one is coming to open his packet of Quavers.

Oh dear. This is quite painful to watch. She might have been able to have a go at the squid but this is way beyond her.

I like her because she's honest about herself.

I hope she smashes the next round.

She is getting the sack

Crying in the skills test is never good

What is her hair doing round her ears ffs

Glad it’s not just me itching about the poor girl’s hair.

I can't quite make the hair out. It's like the bottom of the leg on ski-pants, but hair. I suppose she was a chalet girl.

Anyway, to counteract the sweetbreads, here’s the latest offering from dd’s patisserie course. We got almond and pear tarte, lemon cremeaux and Italian meringue tarts and this week they did Bon bons.

It is a singular hairstyle.

Those look amazing. Mmmmmm

Get your freekah on.

They look superb, ohwhat!

Ayesha looks like a plump amy winehouse

Showcase.

And the cod sounds disgusting.