MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

@MouseMinge
The premature weekage thing is my fault I think. I saw someone saying there was two weeks to go and I repeated it with vigour!

I believe they will still have the ‘last’ wedding ceremony to go through where they stick or twist. So another week anyway on top of next week eh? After the last dinner party/commitment ceremony etc.

I love your name and the other version @TitsInAbsentia christened you. (Although it made my kidneys squeeze) My version is more reminiscent of the Scottish Play which is perhaps fitting for at least two reasons!

I’m not sure I can join in Monday Tuesday as I’m on call but will probably be live for the remainder. Timely relief permitting. Get in!

and honestly, the thought of ANYONE seeing me while I had a vibrator up my chuff is beyond comprehensible, far less doing so on TV then saying what a great time she's having. Yuck.

It is maybe just as well she has her own business.

If any of my colleagues had done similar, the piss taking would never stop.

A few colleagues have been on reality type programmes but nowt including orgasmic faces.

I just kept thinking on Douglas on the IT Crowd -when they turned up the vibrate on his mobile phone.

It's so seedy and I'm pretty sure it should have had a content warning if it was real.

I think Ros hasnt fully thought through all this stuff.
The egg - fucking horrific. Her parents colleagues, friends seeing this. It's just really cringey

I understand it might be fun on a date with just your partner. But to sit at the dinner party it just seems so wrong

Georges, ah Georges, I'm never getting over him having a kick off in French at a table of people who don't talk French.
It just seemed utterly pointless and I can't forgive it. I'm sure I'm not alone in finding his squatting video not remotely sexual.
It's hardly Arthur with his tennis racket, is it?

He was singling out Porscha who does speak French, he’s said that was intentional to isolate her.

And yeah the squatting was silly rather than sexy, as intended.

However it’s still him calling breasts “mummy milkers” in his intro in the very first episode that wrote him off for me. Both me and my husband audibly recoiled. There’s no coming back from that.

Every time I think yeah TwoGeorges is actually ok I am reminded of the (can't even say it... what @TheFireflies said!) and the 'itty bitty titty committee' comment...he probably would say something like "can I have a go on your tits"...I bet he would...

I have been thinking for ages that when Jordan speaks he reminds me of someone, and I think it’s Liam from Benidorm?

But Roz likes taking about sex with her parents and would probably tell them all about the sex toys because she all I’m mad me! I think she said when they visited them in the flat , oh they know we have sex they have too or some such and talked about how she was more “ adventurous “ than Thomas so they all sound a bit weird.

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I heard an interview with Adrian from last year, and he said he has spent a bit of time with Ros and she really is lovely and fun and lively...ie she's getting a bad edit.

Omg the Silence of the lambs title got me dead ….

you missed the other line when he puts his Willy between his legs and says “will you …. Me ? 🤣”

I watched a couple of Georges' episode debriefs on Instagram today. He was quite perceptive and also kept referring to Matt being funnier than he comes across in the edits.

Sheldon your too funny I often read these late at night and the title gives me some chuckles

George and briefs in one sentence after watching that gaming vid … lol

Has anyone tried that egg I’d like too lol

The friends are horrible the twits comes to mind

I would not care what those bitches thought either

She’s quite cute. She looks like one of those gremlins.

I heard an interview with Adrian from last year, and he said he has spent a bit of time with Ros and she really is lovely and fun and lively...ie she's getting a bad edit.

Like I totally see this side of her on the show? Am I the only one? 😅

I just see that Ferret animal from the cartoon someone mentioned and the simples character .. meerkat

Laura looks more like a shark

“whathuvAyeDunnnnnn ?????” In farmer not so posh voice .. Aym Avin Fish tonight lol

I think, even if I was totally falling for someone, if they had friends like Laura's gruesome twosome I'd be out. No-one needs that much neg (and lip filler/botox) in their lives...

Roz is cringing me out with all her new sex mad persona. The bit with the underwear where she was like ‘I’ll have them’ about Peggy’s yellow lace knickers was just 🙈🙈🙈.

If I'd only seen last week's episodes I'd actually think JJ was quite sweet.👀

The yellow knickers was cringe agree

agree with all on Peggy she’s so judgemental